Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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