okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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