fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
This house was built for laser tag.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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