That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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