I want to make a zoo with you.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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