Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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