Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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