We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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