i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
he fucked my hip out of place.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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