so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Vodka?
Forever.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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