I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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