ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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