There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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