some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
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