Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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