Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I'm having to shit out rocks
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
