My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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