i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
