normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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