Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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