um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Randomize
