It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize
