so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
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He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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