you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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