Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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