It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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