Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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