You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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