Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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