just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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