Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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