there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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