the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Randomize
