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That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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