would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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