That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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