Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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