my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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