butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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