no. you can't hotbox the world.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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