is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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