Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Randomize
