We should be called the Road Head Warriors
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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