This girl is more easily done than said...
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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