Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Randomize
