rhymes with "ouble enetration"
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I checked into jail on foursquare
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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