She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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