My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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