I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Randomize
