Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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