A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
