yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
jump out the window naked night went bad
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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